Japan Club slogans for flyers

[ORIGINAL POST]

I was up at around 2:00 am the other day and I came up with these:

• THE JAPAN CLUB: More than an anime club... but we're praying for an end to the Naruto fillers too!
  
  
• So you learned how to use chopsticks, prefer green tea to soda, and know the words to every Ayumi Hamasaki song, yet that Japanese girlfriend you've always wanted remains tantalizingly out of reach. You might have better luck by joining... THE JAPAN CLUB.
  
  
• Interested in anything Japanese? Then you might want to consider joining... THE JAPAN CLUB. BYOB! (Bring Your Own Boxes of Pocky)
  
  
• Thinking about getting a cool Asian character tattoo? We'll not only tell you the meanings but the culture behind it as well. THE JAPAN CLUB.
  
  
• THE JAPAN CLUB: Because all the cool Japanese phrases aren't taught in class!
  
  
• Cost of a Nintendo Wii: $199
  Cost of a Sony PS3: $599
  Cost of joining the Japan Club: free
  THE JAPAN CLUB.
  
  
• THE JAPAN CLUB: Because we all drive Japanese cars, right?
  

I tried to cover every angle with these. Of course, given the time that I wrote these, some of these may be sort of... out there... and I'm not in any mood to start judging them now. I'm leaving the actual flyer creation to the Photoshop goddess, the Japan Club Treasurer.