Current mood:
contemplative
contemplative1. Facebook was kinda cool when it was open to just college students, but then they expanded and now "everyone" is on it, making MySpace the cool, underground service it was supposed to be all along. With MySpace, you won't have to feel guilty ignoring friend requests from your parents. Even better, they probably don't know about MySpace at all, which is great if you have a habit of calling people "asshole" on pretty much every one of your blogs...
2. Your favorite musicians are better off staying on MySpace, which means you'll be better off staying on MySpace too. I don't see Jaytech posting his stuff on Facebook!
3. Facebook may have Golden Key International Honour Society for all you aspiring young scholars, but all your favorite sluts are still on MySpace. And I don't mean underaged high schoolers, I mean actual porn stars! Now when I read "Mya Nichole" and "DP," I'm reminded that she's "doubly proficient" with world languages, being bilingual (English and Portuguese). I have to admit I'm still waiting for Crystal Defanti's MySpace page, though.
2. Your favorite musicians are better off staying on MySpace, which means you'll be better off staying on MySpace too. I don't see Jaytech posting his stuff on Facebook!
3. Facebook may have Golden Key International Honour Society for all you aspiring young scholars, but all your favorite sluts are still on MySpace. And I don't mean underaged high schoolers, I mean actual porn stars! Now when I read "Mya Nichole" and "DP," I'm reminded that she's "doubly proficient" with world languages, being bilingual (English and Portuguese). I have to admit I'm still waiting for Crystal Defanti's MySpace page, though.
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