Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Survivor 45 - 4508 - "Following a Dead Horse to Water"

Has it really been that many years since Survivor auction? Wonder why they took it out.

I like Jake, I guess, so I'm glad he's sticking around. Didn't really care one way or the other for Kellie or however you spell it. I did like that surprise look on her face. And wait, didn't she have an idol? 

Survivor 45 - 4507 - "The Thorn in My Thumb"

Well that sucked. Definitely hate Austin a little more now, and of course Katurah. I'm just glad the Survivor producers immortalized her stupidity by making that dumb, incorrect saying the title of the episode. Haven't been this mad since Russell.

But Sifu, meh... should've been Bruce.

Monday, December 11, 2023

Survivor 45 - 4506 - "I'm Not Batman, I'm the Canadian"

Wowowow, that was one for the books. Every bit as awesome as, say, that one tribal where they blindsided Randy with the first fake idol.

Sucks for you Jay... and maybe Kaleb too, since it's another target on his back, since everyone knows he's strong, social, and lucky AF! Actually, sucks for me too since I thought Jay was also the hottest girl this season, but what're ya gonna do.

Survivor 45 - 4505 - "I Don't Want to Be the Worm"

Shoulda kept Brando. What, we can't have two nerds in the game? I'm not a Pokemon player myself, but I appreciated that there were two of them on one season. 

Survivor 45 - 4504 - "Music to My Ears"

You shouldn't have gone out like that, Sean. After your speech I was still hoping you'd be safe. But boy did I love that Tribal. Haha!

Survivor 45 - 4503 - "No Man Left Behind"

Sabiyah, you were a good player. Bringing that wax-encased idol to Tribal Council was pretty smooth, and when you made your choice, I probably would've done exactly the same thing.. 

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Survivor 45 - 4502 - "Brought a Bazooka to a Tea Party"

Sorry Brandon, looks like Survivor isn't your thing. But you can be proud of four things: 

  1. You didn't get eliminated on the first episode.
  2. You didn't seriously injure yourself on the first episode.
  3. You didn't completely suck at the physical part of your second challenge.
  4. You didn't ask to be voted out (= quit) on the first day like Hannah, the quitting-est quitter in all of Survivor quitter-dom. So respect to you for that. 
Good luck in whatever it is that you do. Definitely rooting for Emily now.