Things that make me angry

(besides the usual "isms")

• salad
• the word "hath"
• fast talkers
• leaf blowers
• people who talk and let their voice get weaker and weaker, so the volume's not only lower, but it's more and more monotone and their voice just sounds like a broken lawnmower or something... seriously FARK YOU (edit: I've since found this is called "vocal fry")